If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
There r osticjed everywhere
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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