I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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