My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
