he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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