i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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