you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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