Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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