You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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