So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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