she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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