yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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