How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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