What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i need to put some appletini on your dick
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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