Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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