i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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