well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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