And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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