Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Congratulations! We have a period
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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