i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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