Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
this beer tastes like vomit already
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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