I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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