I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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