There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Randomize
