I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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