Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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