I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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