i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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