I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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