; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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