yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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