Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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