god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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