franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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