i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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