some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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