she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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