Small penises have feelings too.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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