she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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