hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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