Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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