Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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