And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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