I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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