what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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