we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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