fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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