If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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