I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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