I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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