I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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