they need to just BURY HIM!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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