I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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